This is perfection.
If you ever want to shut me up, let me ride shotgun, turn the music up, wind down the windows and drive me down a dark road under a starry sky.
This is when I’m at my best.
I have a passionate love affair with the way the world looks from a moving vehicle.
If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods
If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house
I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.
I’m vegan and I support this message.
I’m neither and I support this message
I’m a hot dog and I support this message.
you look like dumbasses with your stupid red solo cups and flash selfies
seriously rethink your priorities youre freshmen